It’s true! This fall we’ll be releasing an album of our favorite Bob’s Burgers songs on iTunes. More details as they come, but one of these songs will air on our new episode, this Sunday at 7:00 on FOX!
Got an idea for a flick about space. It’s a bunch of sluts up there, floating around in a spaceship, trying to find a planet that’s all men. They gotta breed, you see. They have a contest on the planet to find out which men are worthy of breeding with them. Causes a real ruckus, real bread-and-circuses type shit. Fight to the death in some cool arena, the survivors get to mate with the space sluts.
There’s a slut from every race. A black slut, a brunette slut, a redhead slut, a blonde slut, and an Asian. They gotta make a whole new planet with every race on it, because they saw how racism tore their old planet apart.
The men who win the contest figure it out by banding together. They got a muscle guy, a nerd, a karate guy, a black guy, and a regular guy. Everyone else is just killing each other, no strategy, no smarts, and these guys just look at each other and get it. They kill everyone else using their specialties. The karate guy kicks someone off a cliff. The nerd sets some crazy trap that chops a guy in two. He also hacks something that lets them video chat with the sluts, and they all immediately fall in love with the slut that is their type. The sluts fall in love back. They’d stop the contest right there but the laws are the laws. The muscle man squishes a guy’s head between his hands. The black guy whips a guy to death. It’s a big anti-slavery message. The regular guy abhors violence, he won’t touch a gun or anything, but at the end a rogue contestant takes the space sluts hostage and then the regular guy has to do what he has to do, and his picks up a laser and shoots the rogue. Then the winners marry all the space sluts and start a new planet.
We zoom out from the planet and guess what? It’s Earth.